Right, that’s enough snow, thanks. We don’t need anymore and we don’t want any more. I’m getting sick of clearing the drive and I’m running out of places to pile the stuff. Go away now.
And on Monday I’m talking to a reading group at Washington library and I’m wondering if anyone is going to turn up. It’s happened before y’know. A dark Monday night, torrential rain, Dan giving a talk. How many people turned up? One. Actually, he was a nice guy – Graham – but that doesn’t detract from the fact that he was the only person who turned up.
I bet that doesn’t happen to Dan Brown.